The BIGS Basepath
Lance Bass
Lance Bass
Konerko ended his hitless streak in impressive fashion with a 
two hit, one homer game. Biscuit fans reportedly were ecstatic that their first baseman was able to actually connect with a baseball. Manager of the Biscuits, Joey Abel, was quoted as saying
two hit, one homer game. Biscuit fans reportedly were ecstatic that their first baseman was able to actually connect with a baseball. Manager of the Biscuits, Joey Abel, was quoted as saying “Seriously, I was close to the edge…I was on my balcony the other night, withThis is startling news. The Biscuits have to face their bitter rival, the Meerkats, with a playoff spot on the line. Team moral is sinking faster than Ryan Stuckey’s mouth on a hairless goat tramp. No team wants his skipper contemplating suicide before a playoff run. In other news, the Otters have hired Lobo the Clown for their annual employee’s picnic.
all the reports, the news, ESPN cutting to every at bat, the rumors about
Konerko’s lack of hitting and thought about how simple it would be to jump.”
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