WINNERS AND LOOOSERS

Lou Brown

ClevelandAP

There are winners and losers in every at bat, there are winners to every game and a loser... and if you follow this thought out, you'll know that there were some winners at the 2010 Draft and some distinct losers.

Winner: Max Bergman and the Whales. He came into the draft with some real questions about his ballclub. He left with nothing but fucking answers. Beltran in the 15th round and 169th overall? Every other manager should be firing their draft staff. This should be a model for which every other manager seeks. Look at the concentration.

Loser: The Short Pump Sativas. The upstart manager Tom Whitt missed the mandatory training and ended up drafting rookies all day. He woke up in bed with Tommy John in Topeka Kansas with a hangover. Worst Draft Pick: Strasburg in the 10th. He should live up to the hype in July and August, get shut down in September...Horrible place to draft a two month addition. "Thats like putting a outdoor pool at your house in Fairbanks Alaska, expensive and worthless." said one anonymous source from the Otters. He piled the rookies onto a no playtime sandwich of torn ligament Chapman and the .250 Heyward blues.

Winner: Pats and Todd Smith. Smith managed to work beneath the pavement and draft a crafty team. No idea what beneath the payment means.

Loser: Boosehounds and Andy Harrison. Harrison may of drafted a hell of a starting rotation but he managed one slip up...DAN UGGLA. He will lose the batting average war all season long, with one exception: The Biscuits.

Winner: Biscuits and Joey Abel. Abel managed to start an all out war with South Korea and the Otters by drafting Choo.

Loser: Biscuits and Joey Abel. Abel managed not to draft anyone else of importance...One knows that he still harbors feelings for Konerko...just look at his draft, Swisher, Pena and jesus who the fuck else. Enjoy this ragtime bunch. He should be out of the playoff race by April.

Loser: Otters and Whit Altizer. Altizer was giving the keys to the city of Gwanju for one reason. To Draft Choo. He didn't and The mayor of Gwanju took the keys away. Expect Altizer to overpay for Choo with in the month.

Winner: Habeneros and Justin Brittle. Brittle saw the value in Kazmir where many didn't..It's the Ks. Alex, I'll select Kazmir in round 19 (223 pick) for 200 Ks please? Who is a big fat Winner. How did Justin celebrate..by drafting a 20/20 guy in round 20. That is a lot of 20s...say hello to regret by the other 11 owners...

Loser: The Really Stevens and Allen Lawrence. Is this guy for real...I'd be shocked if he actually knows anything about baseball, I truly believe he inherited this ball team from his two Dads. Thats right, they were probably gay and didn't know anything about baseball either. He used his first four picks on Redsox....we should of penalized him the next 15.

Winner: The Blue Jays and Tony Gallant. By avoiding the draft and allowing the auto draft to select his team he managed to draft an average team.

Loser: The Really Stevens and Allen Lawrence. Terrible draft, just terrible.

Push: The Rousers, The Toes, The Meerkats- They managed to have a successful draft without too many slip ups. Look for them to do well this year.