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Tom Seaver
The site of the 2010 Bigs Lottery was anything but upbeat. Many of the managers had a long off-season of second guessing by the media and fans. Their teams performed poorly in 2010 and like their performance the sky in Grundy was aptly grey. Roanoke Steven's own Allen Lawrence ominously predicting doom for the Stevens. "I don't have a good feeling about this lottery, my team played like ass for a reason and that was the first pick in the 2010 BIGs Draft." He walked a little further and turned while looking down and simply said "Anybody but the damn Whales, I hate Max Bergmann." Lawrence's view of the ground showed what he really saw and it was dirtier than JP Vinson's grandmother's mouth after the 2001 Bike-Week in Mrytle Beach. New Owner Tony Gallant had a fresh step and suggested "I'm just hoping the lottery lines up with my penchant for drafting Canadians." It most likely will.
The Kia Otters sent Harry Jazzercise as a "official" Otters Representative who after the draft said "I'm happy to represent the Otters and Mr. Altizer. I'm hoping to work more closely with him in the future."
Mike Richards, Owner of the Roanoke Toes was happy with the lottery. "It just so happens this was really important for the future of the Toes, we have a strategy this year and we need the second spot to succeed. Expect big things this year." One thing is for certain the dark clouds over Grundy did not provide a silver lining for the Really Stevens. Below is the draft order for 2010. Enjoy!
Draft Order
Whales
Toes
Stevens
Otters
Sativa
Bluejays
Habaneros
Meerkats
Rousers
Biscuits
Pats
Boozehounds
when I came in the league as a rookie I got the 13th or 14th pick. What the hell? pat.
ReplyDeleteI love the multimedia Commish, but how about some commentary? "And there you have it," is some shitty analysis.
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