Oxford Weeps, Altizer compared to O'Malley

Oxford, MS- Not since James Meredith enrolled at the University of Mississippi has Oxford seen utter chaos in its streets. The move made by the Otters management out of Oxford have left many disenchanted fans in their wake. Some have even gone as far to compare Otters owner Whit Altizer to Walter O'Malley the man who infamously moved the Dodgers from Brooklyn to Los Angeles. "What a jerk," ILovetheOtters tweeted this afternoon, "off."

Altizer joined in a partnership with the Korean car company, Kia, late last season and the company persuaded him to move the team to Korea. It is said that bribery and extortion were both used against Altizer, but the Otters skipper denies such accusations. "We moved for all of the right reasons," Altizer said at a press conference last week, "Kia and Korea presented us with an offer we couldn't refuse."

The Otters have slipped the last two seasons dropping to the bottom half of the league after strong and consistent 3rd place finishes in 2004, 2005 and 2007. The organization is hoping that the energy among Korean fans and their overuse of thundersticks will pep this veteran team up.

"We'll see what happens," Biscuits manager Joey Abel said, "Methinks Altizer is up to no good."