Billy Grant
The Bigs Insider
The Bigs commissioner Sam Kirby made a rare appearance at National Park in Washington DC Tuesday night to watch phenom Stephen Strasburg pitch his first game. In one of the most overt acts of DC gentrification, Kirby and thousands of other white people took over the banks of the Anacostia River to cheer on DC's best arm since Walter Johnson. "I appreciate the Commish's trip," Strasburg's manager Tom Whitt said after the game, "but I don't appreciate Meerkat's manager Kirby's visit."
Kirby was seen making lewd gestures toward Strasburg between innings, a tact that Kirby often takes when recruiting new talent. "It's weird but it works," Boozehounds manager Andy Harrison said, "Kirby signed Matt Holliday after miming a blow job."
Despite Kirby's advances, Strasburg had a big outing for the Sativa. "We're real proud of him," manger Tom Whitt said , "but now that he is a veteran it is time to put him on the trading block."
That's fucking great too. Miming a BJ! haha
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