Is Abel better than poor white trash?
Will he live up to his middle name, Fancy?
Baton Rouge - AP
Ippy Nash
After splitting a 4 week road trip with 4 out of the top 5 teams in the Bigs, the Biscuits are happy to still be in the hunt, and even happier to be coming home to face the floundering Really Stevens. Stevens manger, Allen Lawrence, who was unable to be reached for comment due to the fact that he stopped playing after it was clear on day one that he had the worst team in Bigs history, probably would say, "F*@$ them Biscuits. The only Biscuit worth anything is a soggy one." This however, is only speculation as Mr. Lawrence, as mentioned earlier, has given up and relinquished his nutsack. With just about half of the season played, Lawrence and the Stevens have managed only 1 win, against the racist Rousers, and a tie against Andy Harrison and the Boozehounds.
The Boozehounds, who Biscuits manager Joey Abel thought were managed by Justin Brittle up until a week or two ago, and the Rousers are still in the mix for the Bigs Cup, but it is clear that the Stevens are heading towards a higher losing percentage than the '09 Phillin Phine, which is saying quite a bit.
What isn't clear, is whether or not the Biscuits can play better than .500 baseball. Abel's parents, named him Joseph Fancy for a reason. When reached for comment, Abel's mother, who is pure as the white driven snow, told reporters that she called Abel after the 6-7 loss to the 1st place Pats and told him that, "this was his one chance J Fancy, so don't let me down." It wasn't clear whether she was suggesting Abel use his body and sleep his way to the top, as Andy Harrison did in '09, to take the cup.
One thing is clear, if the Biscuits can string together a few wins, they may find themselves on the outside looking in in 2010
"F*@$ them Biscuits. The only Biscuit worth anything is a soggy one."
ReplyDeleteTruer words have never probably been said.