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MASSIVE TRADE BETWEEN KIRBY AND ALTIZER SENDS VOTTO TO MEERKATS...BLUE TACO TRUCK STILL MISSING WITH KIRBY WHO REFUSES TO START #3B or CATCHER...TOM WHITT SEEN SNIFFING AROUND JAMILE WEEKS LOCKER...JOEY ABEL asking about Choo

Tuesday, July 20, 2010

Biscuits Licking Wounds

AP - Richmond, VA
Sven Chavez

The Biscuits are not returning to Baton Rouge with the highly sought after tomatoes of Hanover County. Rather, they are running as fast as they can back to the tragically oil soaked coasts of Louisiana after their recent drumming to the hands of Hanover's hottest sensation -- the Habaneros. The Habaneros have a penchant of drafting well and then running themselves into the ground before the All-Star break, which they have seemed to do once again this year. But the season is not over yet and it is always nice to win big against a heated rival, especially one that thinks of themselves with such absurd magnificence. Said Manger Brittle after this past week's 11-3 win, "I've always enjoyed biscuits much more with hot sauce. And, boy, did we douse those b#*ches with some hot sauce." One more thing is for sure -- The Bigs better watch out for these hottest of Habaneros, especially if they can welcome back to Hanover some key players off the freakin' DL.

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