The Oregonian
Hank Masters
Everyone knows Pat Robertson hates abortion, Obama, and gay people, but they probably don't know that he loves baseball. A lifelong Texas Rangers fan, and reigning CBN fantasy baseball league champion, Pat knows a thing or two about America's pastime. It's no secret, however; that Robertson is not a fan of the Bigs fantasy baseball leagues. "It's full of USA haters, homos, and even worse - democrats" he famously stated back in 2006.
This past Sunday, on his weekly show the 700 Club, Robertson let loose another furious tirade against the Bigs fantasy baseball league. Apparently, he was not too happy this spring to hear the announcement of a new expansion team from the great white North, the Northside Blue Jays. "This is obviously part of Obama's leftist agenda." Robertson ranted. "My close friend Sarah, has told me Canada is full of nothing but hockey-loving socialist homos. She can see Canada from her house, you know." He further added, "This is baseball. It's okay to blow a call. It's okay to blow a save. But it is not okay to blow your shortstop."
Blue Jays manager and apparent "socialist homo", Tony Gallant, is seen here "coaching" shortstop Derek Jeter on the proper fielding stance.
Gallant was not the only target of Robertson's fury, however; even bigs commissioner, and perennial underachiever, Sam Kirby, was targeted for his latest show of team spirit.
Robertson had this to say on Kirby's well known man crush of Albert Pujols "The Meerkats pro-gay agenda will surely only lead him to spending the year in the bottom of the standings... and an eternity burning in hell... there's that too."
"And don't even get me started on the Kia Otters, and that commie manager of theirs" Robertson bemoaned. "At least his team doesn't suck this year. Lord I pray that the Portland Pats kick their USA-hating butts this week."
Amen to that Pat. Amen.
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