David CasavaciaGreensboro, NC
BIGs Headquarters
The draft lottery results are in, and while some tears have fallen, Mr. Brittle, owner of the Habenaros beat the odds and won the 2011 Bigs Lottery. Mr. Harrison, Manager of the Richmond Boozehounds left in a hurry after promising a good result, but like last year his promises and balls ended up together in a crockpot of shite. Allen Lawrence, winner of the losers bracket finally had something to hand to his dwindling fan base, yet the five extra balls did not help, he was the first loser. Something he is becoming used to in the BIGs.
The draft lottery answered prayers from Max Bergmann who managed to upset the Boozehounds. Bergmann stated "serves that bastard [Harrison] right, he came to Washington last year and shat on our mound. Garzy ended up walking the first 5 batters trying to avoid the steamer." JP Vinson picked up the 2nd spot and was happy about it. "We're just happy to be here, I've seen some good years in the BIGs, but last year Kirby put on a clinic." The 2011 BIGs draft order is below. Congratulations to the Habenaros.
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