C. Thomas Howell
Baton Rouge
AP
TRADE TALKS BETWEEN MEERKATS AND BISCUITS STALL
Biscuits owner Joey Abel left NYC earlier today after trade talks between the Meerkats and Owner Mr. Kirby came to a halt. Abel and personnel coach Ron Gant left the Regency Hotel with no deal in hand to beef up his short pitching rotation. The disappointment was apparent as Mr. Abel answered only one question "Well the trade is not dead, but it may need to be defliberated with a shitload of Brittle juice." Brittle juice was a reference to fellow owner
Justin Brittle's ability to produce offspring. Mr. Kirby's office did not respond to phone calls or emails. The trade in question was rumored to be a two for one deal and included some significant names. Talks broke down when a rumored Biscuits Pitcher could not pass a physical. The names involved have not been disclosed but the rumor swirled that strike out king Jonathan Sanchez was on the table. The quick analysis would suggest that the Biscuits would target a high K, high potential pitcher like Sanchez to help improve the glaring deficiency in the Biscuits rotation. Sanchez already has one no hitter under his belt and averages 10.3 K per 9 innings.
Baton Rouge
AP
TRADE TALKS BETWEEN MEERKATS AND BISCUITS STALL
Biscuits owner Joey Abel left NYC earlier today after trade talks between the Meerkats and Owner Mr. Kirby came to a halt. Abel and personnel coach Ron Gant left the Regency Hotel with no deal in hand to beef up his short pitching rotation. The disappointment was apparent as Mr. Abel answered only one question "Well the trade is not dead, but it may need to be defliberated with a shitload of Brittle juice." Brittle juice was a reference to fellow owner
Justin Brittle's ability to produce offspring. Mr. Kirby's office did not respond to phone calls or emails. The trade in question was rumored to be a two for one deal and included some significant names. Talks broke down when a rumored Biscuits Pitcher could not pass a physical. The names involved have not been disclosed but the rumor swirled that strike out king Jonathan Sanchez was on the table. The quick analysis would suggest that the Biscuits would target a high K, high potential pitcher like Sanchez to help improve the glaring deficiency in the Biscuits rotation. Sanchez already has one no hitter under his belt and averages 10.3 K per 9 innings. 
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